@Komrade Kayce: You're forgetting one important detail: This plague is FOREIGN. And Japanese don't like anything that is foreign... just look at the Xbox 360.

@bakagaijin: I'd guess I'm a non-expressive carrier of the latter, judging from the replies a lot of my posts get.

@Lainface: No, he's right. Japanese do a lot of "wondering aloud" about the unique virtues of their race.

@Curse_Lily: Exactly.

Does anyone here on Kotaku have the swine flu?

@mkfan36: Having known him personally, do you also hope that he ends up in country club prison like some of us do?

@Komrade Kayce: I'm looking forward to Broussard's fat ass getting shoe-horned into a white-collar prison cell.

@dirtface: Tigra's trippin balls.

Oh look, an excuse to post Thundercats stuff.

@bakagaijin: Ask a friend who lives in Japan to send it to you.

@misc.insanity: Haha, oh wow, that Gatchaman shirt is pure sex repellent.

@styl3s:

@RoxanneEndymion: I laughed.

I've come to kill floors and do your rugs, and I'm all out of Goo Gone.

@マジカル パイ: I'm with this guy. "Thiefourf" it is.

Hmmm, that's odd. I seem to remember that picture having a caption of some kind. Something about chariots.

More rainbows for the rainbow god!

@Orionsaint: Don't dis Star Fox II. It's the second best game in the franchise, in my opinion.

@FreakyFavabean: Maybe they're goddamn losers who can't even shit in a timely fashion.

Talk about blue balls.