Didgeridoo. You heard it here first.

@the-hypnotoad: Me too, three and four.

This article's title is fucking terrible. Anyone would misconstrue that title's meaning as "Man Hooked On PlayStation Stabs Mother of His Children."

@PhageLab: Yes.

@squall3031: Don't you have math homework you should be doing?

Makes me wish the cold war wasn't so cold.

@Kenny: I heard it's against the law, bro.

But specifically, what game?

@Cyrus587: Maybe he pried it from Mr. Oatmeal Face's cold, dead office decor.

Seems like this is the wiser purchase if you're a veteran to gaming but have never played Patapon 1.

@MaximusDM: My thoughts verbatim.

Bubbaa Ffut, level 53 Bounty Hunter, Asswaste Server looking for group. Also have twink level 12 Jedi named Luk Skiiiwaka.

@Shiryu: Poor us!

@mondog: Are you shitting me? Why on earth would they put dumb things like "Runs great on Intel i7!" in front of all of their preview trailers if the game doesn't even support 7/8ths of the hardware?!

@Brian Ashcraft: Gee willickers! I sure wish someone told me that before I went and opened three bank accounts using a seal with a fake Japanese alias (which I bought at Circle-K)!

I wonder if it will be about a young man with ridiculous hair that saves the world.

@phinehas:

Any Tom, Dick or Jane can meander on down to the local 7-11 and buy a copy of your "seal." Then you're really in for some fun.

@JDotCDot: Stranjah, Stranjah, now 'at's a copyroight 'nfringement!

I said God damn,