Didn’t he just announce his retirement so he could focus on sexual assault full-time?

I want that bat flip as a Deadspin HoF nominee.

Jeez louise this news really hits home. How could this happen to such a great guy?

It’s gonna have a tough Sweet 16, General Booty is a solid name. It’s coached the right way, has the fundamentals down. It won’t beat itself.

In defense of the Coravin, it isn’t because you can’t open a bottle of wine, it’s so you can have a glass of nice wine without opening the bottle so it won’t start to turn in case you don’t want to drink the whole bottle right aw

Panic! at the Meadowlands.

Two teams I loathe - the Steelers and the Giants - are self-immolating for the dumbest of reasons, while at least one team I wish nothing but the best for - the Browns - is on the upswing? This is so delicious, it has to be fattening.

Underrated comment is underrated.

If there’s a bright side, this is the first time a Jaguar’s made a clean tackle on someone since 2017.

Sometimes  comment of the week comes in the closing seconds of that week. Good work amigo.

Between Barstool getting slapped and Nick Foles becoming a Jaguar it’s been an interesting week for three-legged sports figures.

Orange County and especially Anaheim are absolute dog shit.

Starring this for the username.  I’d star it again for the comment if I could.

At least Harper didn’t say he was going to recruit Trout to DC.

LeBron: “I want to go to LA. I want to go to LA when it has a team that can make it to the championship. This is my dream.”

I appreciate you not taking such low hanging fruit and riddling this article with smutty jokes. 

10/10 main post image.

Nick Foles: “I am taking my talents to one of the top ten swamp cities in northeastern Florida!”