This guy gets it

Is there any way to get this story in powder form? You know, so I can just snort line after line of this good shit.

Fuck this chick. She was all about it when she was behind that camera putting people at risk.

Quite the quandary, I know. Team Giant Meteor perhaps?

What are the chances he was showing off said tattoo at the walmart on Marine and Western, at 2300 that night?

Terminal lance is always great

This is the only acceptable take

Sooooooo, dudes are upset because she's a bit self conscious? Is that what this is? Are men, really upset because a woman, who's been married for 10 years, and has had 3 babies, is wondering if she's still desirable? Why the fuck are dudes even concerning themselves with this?

Cheris her. Shes a goddamned keeper

This is how I imagined Florida Man looking..... holy shit that is tough to look at.

Trump supporter... tiger can go fuck off forever. Not going to celebrate someone who supports a tyrant.

I need that bat flip as a gif for the few times I win an argument on the interwebz

Brilliant

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Came here looking for dick puns, did not leave disappointed. 

This made an unexpected turn, and it was amazing.

 Glorious!

I saw that, and was extremely curious as to why. Glad to know I wasn't the only one.

That is a sturdy young lady, and I hope to see her compete on the global stage.