He's famous because his wife left him for Melissa Etheridge.

General Sherman would certainly admire the Army's handiwork.

His name is Junky Depp!

When Vulcans masturbate, do they use their hands or is some kind of genital mind meld?

The deadly semen build-up of pent up Vulcan jizz would be like Krakatoa upon eruption.

Look in the tunk (sic).

In Soviet Union, MILF is a 180 lb steroid woman with mustache, hairy leg, and a matronly black dress and she plows you.

You can't just enroll in them like you can in ordinary public schools. Typically, there is a lottery. They aren't bound by the same regulations as public schools either which is why they are quasi public schools and not public schools.

They are quasi public schools. They lack the oversight and work regulations for public schools and they take money away from the public schools the kids originally would have gone too. They are highly selective in which students they take and they can expel students with the ease not found in the public school system.

Tipped for Vichy and Marshal Petain references.

Seeing how the reviewer didn't see a problem with charter schools pocketing tax dollars meant for the public school system, it's no wonder that she thought that Anna's pretentious school would be great. It was far too bourgeois for a quasi public school and would have been out of place with the kids and parents…

And the fact that she wasn't clued into the massive red flag that he had been engaged nine (?) times doomed their marriage before the ink was dry.

They didn't just date. They lived together. If they were REAL friends, she wouldn't do that. Then again, this exposes Hannah's friendship with Jessa as completely superficial.

If you don't think it's wrong to fuck your friend's ex, you are a troglodyte. That's part of the bro and sista code.

George Constanza said that she was bebopping and scatting her way to Step 10 just like Jason Heinke.

Six degrees of Ray's schlong has touched every character in the show.

He deserves any and all rage for being such a crying pussy and for being even more annoying than either Marnie or Hannah.

I know this insufferable woman named Gretchen who became a therapist so she could feel good about her shitty life while she put down her patients.

I prefer a roundhouse kick to the back of his head to wipe the douche off his face.

Rule number one of Road Head: keep your eyes on the road while getting blown.