sliding door first at 2-3 mph in snow heading toward a telephone pole knowing it’s going to crunch your door in 10 seconds at a snails pace and there’s nothing you can do about it. Essentially, patiently waiting to have a couple hundred dollar body shop bill

Her John mulaney impression is really really strong!

Specifically winstons

I’m going to order one in pink just to piss these dudes off.

On one hand you could call this the largest corporate surveillance expansion in human history. On the other hand you could call it workplace supervision. I feel like your boss being able to see you when you’re at work is actually pretty normal. When I worked in kitchens and later offices my boss could usually see me…

I’m so, so, happy you think so.

I’m amazed at the human emotional spectrum. For years I though I knew what disgust was, because the lame attention needing hack Marilyn Manson made me feel it. This try hard clown was just aching to be edgy in the most plastic and fake ways possible. I was disgusted by his unoriginality his crap music, his low budge…

Fold down table is the best option. Not best value at 2-3x the price it should be but it’s a lovely little table.

The trick is swapping left and right so you have bashful eyes

I want to get one and really want jeeplvr or jeepfan as a vanity plate.

“A tire cover would be much more complicated to make yourself”

Rolls Royce... but it’ll probably be for marine applications only

Love these but I think they’re unreliable overall

“The R32 was a great car, but an aging example can easily become a financial liability. And I would imagine it’s not ideal for several dogs and your climbing gear.” So you’re suggesting a homologation special that’s 7 years older, has 4 sq feet more of space and rare parts?

the fun of a car but with the safety of a motorcycle!

I’m imagining getting really used to the amount of power it has and then someday in the middle of a drive bam 200 more horsepower out of nowhere haha. Surprise!!!

Do you guys just hate Koenigsegg? They held the record. Bugatti pretended to beat it with a non-stock production vehicle and now SSC has also pretended beat it with a non-street legal vehicle. Someday someone might actually beat it but for now Koenigsegg makes the fastest production vehicle that's actually legal on…

Mitsubishi

Pretty sure no municipality trains their officers to drive into a crowd under any circumstances

Already getting them replying. haha