You go to a nice ass school

From now on I will just see totally rad dad

I’m going to add some sick vents and scoops just to make sure there's some extra drag on there too

*”two cats having violent sex in a dumpster”

It like a shot itself in the face with a shotgun and then survived. Did the Lexus designer just move over to Chevy? Either way I guess it could be a lot a lot worse so I shouldn't complain.

Every Lego car I have ever built has been one of a kind and a priceless work of art so I’m really not sure how something could get any more rare or valuable than that.

Says victorious on the side. Well something close at at least, my German is rusty so I had to use an online translator.

Cars are full of useless things I don’t use want or need. I’m just a little afraid they’re going to keep all of that crap and get rid of things I do use. Either way the idea of stripping down cars to be more bare and more basic have less features and cost less sounds fantastic to me.

Great car just not for driving

This car is a 4000lb fat pig. 

“I think the issue would be if they did an ICE and EV version on the same platform. That would be a mistake”

Guess the Audi boss doesn’t realize just how small I feel inside and how afraid I am that no one will love me. I don’t want 28 inche rims I need them.

Guess Audi won’t be making any riverboats anytime soon

I feel like once the battery's in there nothing is optimized for handling. It can be a low slung 50/50 weight balance pig but it's still going to be a pig. I don't know maybe they can use a really small battery because it's a smaller car. I love the idea of a light electric car I just don't know if we're there yet.…

No f****** way

Yikes, guess I will not be doing this. 

30-70 would be fantastic! I don't care how quickly I can stop on it at a red light. I'd like to know how quickly it gets up to speed on an on-ramp or for passing or on fun back roads

That was about when my budget told me to get a motorcycle. Not saying I would recommend it

I feel like point where automakers don't tell you what the zero to 60 time is. They call tire makers and ask what it can be because they know the car isn't what's holding it back anymore.

You could buy a pinto and a corvair and you would still have enough money left over to buy each of your parents a tall cold glass of shut the fuck up!