Open the door, push with foot. These cars where is my cousin shopping cart full of groceries.

Had No idea they were an option

Also Rolls-Royce. if you can get it on a supra I think that means you can get it on all that different kinds of beamer

I think RR does so at least one German not a maker has it figured out

Oh damn beat me to it

I think it should just be UMPH. Looks cool sounds German, already kind of means power, has MPH in it, starts with U (so it’s extra fun to say with a German accent). Also it works for internal combustion cars. I know they’re traditionalists so there will never be a 911 UMPH! But if I had a time machine and could warn…

I won't not agree that you didn't not do it.

I’m pretty sure all the Germans who designed the cars go home and cut themselves just to deal with That turbo word the marketing department who obviously must not be German put on their car. If you think any of them sleep easy you are wrong. I think even the engineers who have died are still turning in their graves…

I assume all the porche owners have the knowledge already and have been using it to punish people for talking to them at dinner parties. Wouldn’t know, my personality precludes me from getting invited to those parties

Good find, this is a fun one

I feel like White Castle is more of an ‘80s kit car because of the square patties and buns rather than rounded. This is not a comment on comparative quality just comparative shape

Wow only 7 in longer than an original Toyota sienna

A lot of times highway funding is spent to build highways. In areas with exploding populations sometimes there is an increased need for roads.

With the way you draw your districts it does it really matter how blue you do or don’t get?

More like we get that you’re addicted to cocaine but if you go to rehab we’re going to take your shoes because rehab is stupid.

I would take this over most short flights. 

“through the sounds and smells of its gas-burning engines”

An old Saab should be fine. probably not going to set any speed records but you should be all right for a couple rolls

This is a really strange take. You can’t make up a half second on a circuit either. You can make the next lap faster but it won’t change the fact that the lap before it was slower. ‘Mistakes are magnified the short of the race’, sure thats accurate. ‘Hill climbs are different in that you can’t make up time’... What?…

3 story house boat. The thing had 2 hot tubs.