We got ourself a sheriff and his name’s Bobby Joe
One day he said to me “Them punk rockers gotta go”
So we hopped into his pickup truck with a gun rack on the back
And we beat up on them punks and we beat up on them blacks

Love how country music used to have such an air of rebellion and now it’s just, “Yes Mr. Cop and soldier man I love you both so much please govern me harder sirs uwu”

Lol why not just sing a song called “sun-down town” and be done with it? 

Yep. Came to the comments to post the very same. I’d put this at #1 with a bullet! Was surprised I didn’t see it on the list.

This. 1000 times this. This was actually the song I immediately thought of when I saw this article. 

Oh my lord! Butter chicken! Gotta have some basmati rice with it too. I honestly had to stop making it, because I would do it once a week for meal prep. I was in danger of getting sick of it.

I’ve never been a university professor (nor student) but I do know when some internet rando starts moral panicking about “ideas the universities are now teaching!” and citing some guy’s obnoxious, provocatively-titled book (which they probably call “doing my own research”), it’s a big red flag they don’t know shit.

I swear to god I’ll pistol whip the next guy that says “woke culture”

Piers Morgan is not a serious person.

Enjoy it while it lasts druids.

“What” do you mean he’s using quotes “wrong”.  “If” you don’t “like” the way “he” uses quotes then “you” “are” “un-American” and need to “get” out.

He’s “asshole signaling”.

Your Uncle just Passed this morning.... please Share funny memories.... Tell. Your mom I “said Hi!”

More like “HollyWEIRD,” right? Thank Jesus for good men like Kevin Sorbo, knocking out those direct to video flicks for the Lord! 

I was referring to the article, which mostly consists of fragmented thoughts stitched together with commas. Or regular sentences, with extra commas, added in, unnecessarily.

What’s wrong with saying ATM machine? Isn’t ATM short for “access to money”?

This article is like a tasting menu…way too long, amazingly self indulgent, and hiding a few good things in a mass of filler.

That’s my choice!

2nd choice: anything from ‘Eat, Drink, Man, Woman’.

They’re putting politics into Indiana Jones movies now?