Oh ok. Had to look it up. Although I think my dumb joke still stands regarding chess players placements if they were ELO songs.

Yeah, you’re right. My bad.

Nintendo Won’t Allow Topless Women On The Switch Anymore

Once again we are saved from the villainy of the evil female nipple!

I bathe my taint in Aqua Velva. The first 30 seconds are a little horrific but after that I smell great all day.

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I’m surprised they’re still having a single player mode at all, after having absolutely zero additional content for the single player in GTA5 after 9 years

“If you could read minds, you wouldn't game at all" wow so insightful

Are you fucking shitting me, Cleretic? Now how the fuck else am I gonna sell all these pitchfork NFTs I made.

Three years ago I literally signed a waiver giving up my right to own a gun in order to get medicine.

“Space clowns” are a potential enemy in the just-released Spelljammer setting revamp (along with murder comets, ooze people, brain collectors, and many others).

I reckon you’re correct. But my main point here was not worrying about stock clarity. 

According to Variety, whose sources I trust more than the New York Post, it wasn’t about the quality of the film but a continuation of Zaslov’s slash and burn reorganizing of the film and TV division. He wants all DC stuff to be huge theatrical releases, not mid-budget direct to HBO Max releases. Not only does not…

I went to the link, I read the info, I bought the game.

Oh I’m checking that one for sure.

It’s still less dumb than the tomahawk steak that’s covered in gold leaf.

As one of the resident pizza monsters, the Ninja Turtles cookbook is really fantastic. Catches the TMNT vibe but the recipes are really good and fun.

Yea, back in the 80's you could have 10-year-olds say “shit” on-screen in a kids movie. Nowadays you can’t.

I’m going to go back in time and try to get Everything Everywhere All At Once produced in the 1980s and see how far I get.