I think you might be confusing Chun-Li with King from Tekken. Chun-Li was in Soul Calibur.

I’m glad you updated. Chun Li is from Tekken 3 for those wondering.

Bald is beautiful. Also, (likely) inevitable.

Browns Chicken still has them too -- it’s something of a Christmas tradition with my in-laws. I could eat a whole bucket of them. 

Oh my god! That’s disgusting! Naked pics online! Where? Where did he post them?

The Stark Toaster is the FIRST thing that shows color, the warning light is red.

It weirds me tf out that Sia uses this kid as her avatar when she’s been so outspoken about the damaging effects of fame and hypervisibilty, especially for women. On a deeper level, the fact that child actors are even allowed to be a thing anymore weirds me out. It’s so bizarre to me that we’ve outlawed child labour…

The main legacy of Hardy’s Bane is that it directly inspired/is lampooned by James Adomian’s Bane on Harley Quinn, which might be the character’s best portrayal so far.

• “All time travel technology was destroyed after the temporal wars.” Hey, that sounds like a pretty cool story, why don’t you do a show about that. 

Why are you surprised? Isn’t finding bugs exactly what betta testing is for?

That version of postmodernism is just showboating. At the end of the day, though, every work of art in this era is postmodern - it’s actually much more interesting how many so-called modern or even premodern works of art are themselves postmodern, if you consider intertextuality and the loss of representational…

I don’t think “we” did anything. But also: “LaToya.”

Go watch the Mythbusters episode on how much weight a race driver loses during a race and how physically taxing it is. I used to think this too until I learned that maneuvering a ton and a half of raw horsepower around a track at 200mph is extremely physically taxing, requires a lot of dexterity, and has the very real…

The drug’s name is “money”. It’s got lots of other street names.

We "the blacks" need to keep this up by registering AND voting our best interests on November 3rd!! Get that orange bastard and his cronies out of office!!

As long as Phoenix Darkdirk doesn’t crash the party...

That’s very true, I forgot about that date night!

Use Better than Boullion’s mushroom base.

Hot Carl.