Ehh...I figured the sarcasm was obvious, but the fact that I have a half dozen replies already pointing out that the obviously real video featuring people speaking in Georgian or Russian or Whateverthefuckian is real and from the country of Georgia not the state tells me that I either underestimated the ability of the…

If you look at the video at :52 seconds Rubio hops over Chriss. In Phoenix this is an insult as it is saying “You suck as bad as stepping outside barefoot onto a Phoenix sidewalk in July.” It was a cultural specific slight.

*hippie voice*

The road is only a suggestion, man.

Wait...Donald Trump is our president? How the fuck did that happen?

If you read anything today, read this. (Read it before you read anything else here, frankly.)

jogging?

Three offenses and you get sent to Mr. Bonestripper.

Richardson was apparently very disappointed to learn he had to sell the whole team rather than each player individually.

“Hey, Eazy. It’s me, the President of Whiteness. Hey Buddy, we really appreciate your fresh and hip perspective on things, y’know, your street level accessibility that keeps things popping and realer than real. To the max.

Oh yeah, her mom wanted to pick the cheapest drink package, so I banned her from ever mentioning anything regarding the alcohol at the wedding and am paying for it myself.

Sounds like Canadian Geese.

One of the Dublin Schulmans.

I don’t prefer to be called n—-a / n—-er by anyone of any color, but it annoys me that my white acquaintances try to use it, mostly to see if they can get away with it. “Why can’t we say it?”

“Why do you want to?” is a better question. 

He’s A Dim Son...

I believe “Chinamen” is the preferred nomenclature

What year are you from? This sounds like 1980 NYC.

“Sir, it appears that the likable, fun Astros might make the World Series.”

Goddamnit, just write the damn pages already.

So who was the guy that used 11 that made it Okay to say that everybody’s just using ten?

Look, when you spend so much time worrying about Hillary’s emails, sometimes a racial slur just pops out.