My M8 sounds like that after a few beers and I goad him into making race cars noises for the amusement of my fellow beer swilling patrons.

American guy with a German last name holding a grudge about WWII. That is some epic lack of self-awareness, right there.

My grandfather lost his brother in the second world war, refused to buy anything made in Japan for the rest of his life. I inherited his car, it’s a piece of shit Buick that he bought primarily because it wasn’t manufactured in Japan. Yet what happens when his eldest grandson grows up? He marries a Japanese American…

Japanese guy wins a race and this guy clutches his Pearl Harbors.

I would say Mommy is just as creepy, but very differently creepy. Calling your sex partner “Mommy” suggests you’re going to murder someone while wearing a clown suit; calling your sex partner “Mother” suggests you’re going to murder someone while wearing a Brooks Brothers suit. But you are correct that Mike Pence is…

and as someone who has also done both and competed at a high level in wrestling, I’m aware of how they feel different. As someone in the medical field, that doesn’t put you in a position to factually tell people the long-term effects of MMA blows either on their own or vs other sports - because again, we don’t know…

Of course, the whole point of a Nürburgring record is lost, if you *keep* it a *secret*! Why didn’t you tell the world, EH?

... so what about my photo graffiti DOESN’T make her memorable & brain-catching?

Sorry Roger, but you just got Farrah Fawcetted

Nope. Nope. Nope. Dude you are doing this ALL wrong. Not cool.

This. The first couple paragraphs perfectly sum up why I love my 4Runner. It’s just such an honest, functional vehicle. Retro Toyota trucks and SUVs just have the best vibe to them.

We have the best stuff, even if most of us choose the junky option when given the choice. That’s basically how we ended up selling our country to China. The thing I love about the US is that free enterprise has given us reasonably cheap access to all kinds of consumer goods to a degree that you don’t see in most…

Can I hate Betsey Devos and also hate total shithead assholes who act this rude in a setting like this?

Sorry, Emma, they’re just not my kind of dogs. They’re just not.. terriers.

George Foreman wouldn’t have had a problem.

I’d personally pull a Rom Roberts and give a detailed account of something way off topic.

With no supercharger and a lack of power, this Durango is more of a quiet riot.

FAHK YOU! OTHER CITIES DAMAGE WORLD SERIES TROPHIES ALL THE TIME! WHEAR’S THE PROOF HE WAS EVEN IN BOSTON?!?

The great thing about jazz is that if it starts getting boring, you can just play other notes.

A Mustang...being chased by a Wrangler....