Ironically, there are probably a lot of white Vikings fans who are right now wishing he had just taken a knee.

Black president

Nah, Trump sensed a draft come into the room, so he was dodging it.

Thats an alternator, dude.

Sweet justice! Send these scallywags to gitmo for a little downhome Murrican style incarceration and waterboarding!

“... car engine parts are pretty much identical no matter how you cut it..”

China owns US Treasury debt so they can adjust their own currency and keep it at a level where it’s cheaper for US companies to build their products there instead of in the US.

When you owe the bank a $1000 000 it’s your problem, when you owe the bank a couple trillion it becomes the banks problem.

somewhere right now a conservative blogger is angrily pounding out a post about how hillary robbed the benghazi people of seeing this historic moment.

Oh man, my Dad sure loves a twist ending. Best way to finish, in my opinion.

My grandfather died without ever having seen the cubs win the world series. So, my Dad, ever the crazy asshole he is, brought a radio out on the porch so gramps could listen in from heaven. We all thought he was going out there to jack off, but nope he was going out there to be with his Dad, which I thought was sweet.…

Just before the final out, my 95 year old grampa, veteran of two wars, cancer survivor, and long-suffering cubs fan, pulled me aside and, with a tear forming in his steel grey eyes, said, “The blacks ruined this neighborhood and your sister dresses like a whore.” This was for him.

Epstein: “we’re going to Disneyland!”

The only Ross that had more fun with wood was Bob.

Fuck you buddy.

Get Janet Reno on the phone.

Yeah, honestly, I almost added “Fuck that entire town” too. Good call, bc fuck Waco.

The “Chief Wahoo” logo isn’t as racist as we all thought. That deep red skin isn’t a visual racial slur - it’s because he’s choking.

This has always been my favorite Wrangler - the FJ.

Anti-counter counterpoint: Some vehicles are Lambos. But only if you’re pretty sure.