Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

So another semi-literate redneck is actively voting against his own interests.

“My Mercedes was too unreliable so I bought an Audi.”

Some facts for those that are unaware of kitesurfing stuff:

The stick shift proletariat can eat all 8 speeds of my ZF.

Hey, if his friend wants it so easy, he can just have a (probably rapist) coyote smuggle him across the border, live in whatever apartment on the outskirts of town that will take payment in cash without a lease or any questions—oh, one that he can afford with his off the books food service or agricultural job. He’ll…

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As a fellow parent, this guy should be beaten for almost waking up the baby. The baby should never be disturbed, ever.

Some handling terms explained for SUV/CUV owners:

Is it really a wasteland? No snark, I just imagine it full of techno geek hipsters in hoodies with ironic beards and no social graces.

This is Tavarish, you really expect him to understand what a warranty is?

Turbo RPM has nothing to do with performance.

Higher turbo rpms actually are a negative, You realise that means the turbo is less efficient than a turbo of similar flow at a lower RPM?

Please, please don’t just quote B.S. from the press packet without understanding what it actually means.

My guess is an LS460

Wow. That was a terrible post. A bit of a stretch connecting this to the Wizard of Oz. Did you lose the football bet at the office and have to use a really bad article template or something?!?!

That tattoo on the back of his leg had me fooled for a moment. I thought that the guy had a prosthetic.

Thanks for the well wishes...

Frankly I’m a little amazed there’s still a modded-out SRT-4 alive outside of captivity. I couldn’t get away from the f*ckin things for about five years, and then they started vanishing, much like the north american honey bees whose growing absence looms over us all like the sword of Damocles, poised to bring about a…

SRSLY? Because I can’t find a single MTR or even an A/T tire in a 19 or 20" wheel that will fit in those wheelwells... And if there’s one thing we all know matters most, it’s the contact patch. How’s ANY vehicle on highway car tires going to be an “off-road monster”?!?

Approximately all of it.

- Jesus when asked his opinion on Tim Tebow