dipodomysdeserti
DipodomysDeserti
dipodomysdeserti

SRSLY? Because I can’t find a single MTR or even an A/T tire in a 19 or 20" wheel that will fit in those wheelwells... And if there’s one thing we all know matters most, it’s the contact patch. How’s ANY vehicle on highway car tires going to be an “off-road monster”?!?

Approximately all of it.

Dear Russia, After you finish hacking my emails, please shoot down a passenger plane.

- Jesus when asked his opinion on Tim Tebow

I’m certainly not eager to see this ”revolution” happen. Against it? What for? I’m not against it, I just have a fatalist approach toward what might happen in a few years.

I swear I’ve seen something around here about doing an LS swap for pennies, so maybe he took that literally.

Look up the reference and then come back

Having ridden an old jeep-thing into Ngorongoro, I consider it a miracle every time I drive up a particularly steep hill and the rear seat doesn’t decide it’s done with the ride and try to escape through the hatch with its passengers.

By Jalop standards, newish is anything made after 1987.

Westbrook tends to steal his content from Oppositelock.

Not many people know this but Milwaukee actually comes from an old Ojibwe word meaning “Yeah, but what about Black on Black crime?”

Um, yes you can, but you do realize you just equated storm front, a neo Nazi racist website to Al Jazeera, an actual news organization.

“Pleased to meet you.”

First he buckled Jean Segura

True story: when Fernandez first came over to the US he spent time crawling on the floor of an airport bathroom trying to figure out how to flush and wash his hands because he didn’t realize that the toilets and sinks had motion sensors.

As he should be remembered:

great minds think alike, wish i had more than one star to give ya.

“What’s So Bad About Eating Some Cucks? The Ted Cruz Story”

-forthcoming, Fall 2016, Simon & Schuster

This, everyone, is the *real* “right way to play the game”.

Nothing turns me into a fan of a particular player like seeing them have a great time on the field. Seeing guys remembering that they're playing a game, living a childhood dream, and really enjoying their work is the pinnacle of the fan experience for me.