Millennial Red Dawn.

I’m of Russian heritage with an extremely Russian last name.

So what the rich white guy is saying is that American workers need to be treated like Mexican workers, and then we will have more jobs. Hmmmmmm...

I mean, I’d kind of like a job where the consequence for me being a dick might possibly be my coworker getting hit with a hard object travelling at a high rate of speed.

Uhhhh, until WWII? Have you been to the deep South lately?

You forgot segregation.

Good luck driving from Europe to the US.

Yeah, they already banned slavery!

I had a wheel fall off a Corvair while driving down a busy street once. I was able to powerslide out of traffic and into the driveway of a Taco Bell. I was partially blocking the entrance to the parking lot, and boy were people pissed. The shithead manager came out and told me I needed to move the car right away. …

That’s not how civil suits work, bruh.

“If you will it, it is no dream” doesn’t apply to overtaking another vehicle.

“fundamental to air travel”

My brother and I filled an air dart gun with the powder detergent when we were kids. That was fun until my brother shot a load of detergent directly in my eye.

I wouldn’t believe anything that guy tells you, especially if it is second hand.

+1 accidental discharge

It turns out this guy is an Trump loving anti semite.

Wait, are you saying Baltimore is a first-rate city?

+1 bag of peanuts

Bad credit? I paid $2,400 a year for full coverage on a BMW 335d, a WRX, a ‘91 Loyale, a ‘63 Corvair, and a ‘66 GMC when I was 26 with Geico. I’m 30 now I I pay $2k for full coverage on a BMW X1, an old Honda motorcycle, a ‘66 GMC and a Wrangler.

All the terrible looking tuner Lambos I’ve seen taught me that having money doesn’t mean someone has taste. Our president would be a good example of that.