Bad credit? I paid $2,400 a year for full coverage on a BMW 335d, a WRX, a ‘91 Loyale, a ‘63 Corvair, and a ‘66 GMC when I was 26 with Geico. I’m 30 now I I pay $2k for full coverage on a BMW X1, an old Honda motorcycle, a ‘66 GMC and a Wrangler.

All the terrible looking tuner Lambos I’ve seen taught me that having money doesn’t mean someone has taste. Our president would be a good example of that.

He played a fucking football game on the day his child died...

A lot of new cars don’t even come with a full manual. They give you a CD with the Cliff’s Notes.

Sliding through the bag with you spikes high into the baseman is a douchebag move at any level of the sport. I have no idea if it was intentional. He’s either an asshole or an idiot. Since he’s a professional and not a little leaguer, I’m leaning towards asshole.

We have capital punishment, and yet, it still happened!

I’m going to take NK with me when I buy my next car.

My weird fever dream conspiracy from a year ago that Trump was a Clinton plant is seeming less feverish.

Opium production has been steadily increasing in Afghanistan since 2001.

German air-cooled bug you say? A Trojan horse!

And the founder of Blackwater, XE Services, and Academi is Eric Prince...our Secretary of Education’s brother...

You’d be surprised...

Great idea!

Wait, a motorcyclist you don’t like to read stories over and over again about people both wrecking and being dicks on motorcycles?

I’ve driven through windier dust devils than that.

brand new Jeep is around 3,600 pounds. That bad boy is probably a touch over 2k.

People read books for entertainment?

Why do I need to look to England for that example?

Never said I was friends with them. Simply that I know them.

I know five, they are neo nazis.