You give your five year-old caffeine? Are you just really bored, or a sadist?

Anal prolapse, huh?

Well, we beat a China and India, and they have what, like 6 billion people between the two of them. We also don't have socialized medicine or any effective form of social welfare, so half of that 350 mil are too sick or poor to play sports. And no one gives a shit who gets drafted first in baseball.

I’m hoping they up the ante and get all the limp dicked, cargo short wearing, fat dads to immigrate over to C&Ds comments section. They're waiting for you, Buzz.

Then you’ve never purchased a gun in Arizona.

You think this is hooning?

I was a little nervous trying to do the ton on my 43 year-old motorcycle that I put together myself. I just didn’t want anything to break, thus sending me into the asphalt at a hundred miles per hour. We don’t need nervous nellies on the road. Take the bus. You live in a 1st world country where you’re more likely to…

From your very own sister site this morning:

You could just buy an X1 and lower it...

It moves the wrong wheels.

You cropped out the fact the Officer Farva is pointing that HK at a child.

You mean CBP doesn’t catch everything coming into the country? Crazy...

Could be, but the only embassy Ive ever seen in AZ, which is where the car was imported to, was for Guetamala.

I think everyone who has basic knowledge of vehicles knows the difference between crank and wheel horsepower.

What's the sample size for each of these cars?

Yeah, but at least that guy had a fun car.

Why buy a V12 Aston Martin when you can buy this V10 Aston Martin for the price of a used 911?

My wife's BMW doesn't even have a dipstick. I doubt this does.

2007-2014 seemed to be anomalies, as we have over 1,000 death most years, with the number of deaths somehow dropping by 18% over a one year period. It seems to be going back up as we had just under 900 last year. If you’re trying to argue that US roads are as safe as western European ones, then you’re not dealing in…

Watch the video. The engine had plenty of oil in it.