Nope, but I’m sure the dealers in Vegas are similar.

There’s a tattoo parlor as well.

The big HD dealership by me has a fucking wedding chapel in it...

So let me get this right. Doctors and lawyers spend a shit ton of money on these big, heavy, slow bikes, just so they can spend more money on them in order to make them less slow?

I knew I shouldn’t have drank this morning.

They should change it to orange. It looks amazing on my miscalibrated computer screen.

Oh, goddamn, that orange on silver looks good.

You can probably drive it slow too, on account of that torque converter. Probably makes it really easy to put around.

Building a 1500hp car isn’t hard, you can see that at any small town drag strip.

Drive fast in a straight line? Yeah, they can do that.

I’ve never driven a powerglide. I was originally going to say turbo 350, but with a kickdown lever they actually feel fun.

That’s cool that it can do that, but if it feels like your driving slow, then who cares? Trains go really fast, but no one is losing their mind having so much fun at 200 mph.

I know there’s at least one 1000hp automatic Supra roaming around out there.

At the moment if you’re tickling along at 50mph with the clutch locked and put your foot down, the clutch opens, the revs rise faster than road speed and you have a slight CVT feel. The disconnect between noise and speed disguises the rate of progress – it feels like the clutch has slipped and you’re not accelerating…

Because tobacco smells amazing? Have a walk through a humidor sometime. It doesn’t smell anything like burnt tobacco.

Ryan Lochte is Kaiser Soze.

The difference is pretty much everyone travelling to Brazil would assume the guy robbing you at gunpoint is speaking Portuguese without having to actually know the language.

Sweet! I can have all my friends sign my shovel after I fix it!

Yeah, the driver is supposed to take over because the autopilot doesn’t see the truck it’s about to drive the car into.

No it’s not. The whole reason Univision bought into the Onion and now Gawker is to appeal to more gringos.