Yeah, but just like half your friends from highschool, it’s now fat and ugly.

BMW used to roll over the remainder of the free 60k maintenance plan too, but I think they stopped that. I got free oil changes and a set of free brakes and rotors on my wife’s CPO BMW.

Average is a good description.

Actually, you didn’t see what I did there.

Damn, I wish I could wantonly murder people and just blame it on a politician. But, no, a lot more occurred in the Superdome than one death and one suicide. It’s the politicians that would have you believe that. I had friend’s deployed to New Orleans during Katrina, and some who volunteered as medics. It was a shit…

I think you’ve summed up perfectly the people these cars are for. I call them Consumer Reports car enthusiasts.

BMW has a fuck ton of off-lease CPO vehicles that they sell with a 7 year, 100k warranty. I used the shit out of mine on my 335d. My wife’s X1 has been solid through 50k miles.

They couldn’t figure out a way to have IRS with a urea tank? Jesus christ, VW.

All those rapes and murders were committed by politicians? I know your local governments are corrupt, but that’s some medieval shit. I figured the politicians were mostly just responsible for the cops and military contractors roving around shooting unarmed people.

Bad weather brings out the best in most Louisianans

We had to pass a law in Arizona that fines people for the cost of their water rescue if they drive into flooded washes. People still do it.

Can’t trust those womenfolk with ‘em. They’re only allowed to use them in the kitchen.

Well, she didn’t drown, so if you’re planning on driving a two-seater convertible into six feet of water, then I guess it is.

Very unique and clean. The color suits the style of the car nicely. And not token at all!

Yeah, respecting native american culture is so popular nowadays... What the fuck are you talking about? I don’t abide by ancient Middle Eastern philosophy which was then bastardized by European pagan thought. What you and I interpret as “wrong” are very different. I couldn’t give a shit if what you think I believe is…

I have eyes like lovely, waxed and bleached Italian assholes. They really are beautiful.

I never claimed to be tolerant, liberal, or a democrat. I’m not any of those things! The Indians definitely should have been a lot less tolerant of Europeans. I would never put one of those dumb stickers on any of my cars.

Yeah, I noticed that, and know all about the Mountain Meadow Massacre.

I know, but it’s pretty prevalent in India as well.

Unless you’re the club owner putting on this party, I never said you made light of anything. And that’s the first time I’ve heard scalping described as politically correct. You seem a little dense...or drunk. Here, have a peace pipe.