I didn’t mean that torque is the only thing you need. I figured everyone knew these Acuras were also heavy. And my Abarth weighed a lot less than this car and made 60 more torques.

Didn’t realize you were in some sort of Jalopnik posting competition. No, that should do it.

You wouldn’t know what a driver’s car was if you were run over by one.

No. You don't. Which is all this car is made to do. Merge onto the highway.

Should have clarified. How can a FWD-based heavy car with only 125 torques be a drivers car.

Yeah, let’s ask them. They’d both say that car is way too fat and powering the wrong wheels. Ferdinand wouldn't know where the engine was.

An S2000 is a lot lighter, and RWD. Those both help.

How can anything be a drivers car with 125 lb.-ft. of torque?

I just use mason jars. Cheap as hell and no weird after taste. You're right though never put coffee in something with a silicon seal.

You ate multiple steaks last night? Man’s game.

Approximately how many bodies will fit in the trunk? Will is fit a full sized shovel?

The whole time I’m trying to think who he looks like. THANK YOU!!!!

The grossest thing about this picture is that cup your coffee is in. You drinking coffee out of a plastic cup?

And a few at the same time...because like me, you’re a real Murican!Floridian!

I do as well, but I did some research on the bad BMW inflators. They don’t use the same ones as a lot of the Honda’s, and their failure rate was super low.

You know Dave Grohl is making fun of people like you in this photo, right?

Those aren't hippies.

There are most definitely business ties there. Ever heard of Jews for Jesus? Bunch of little corporations that bring Christians to Israel.

Christian Orthodox churches don't have business interests? HAHAHAHAH! That's a good one! My grandfather was a Russian Orthodox Christian. The Orthdox Church and Putin are best buds. Look up the history of the Orthodox Church in Russia. It was run like a big corporation until the Boksheviks rolled into town.

I’m from Phoenix, and I agree with you!