Pretty sure that was mentioned in the GOP acceptance speech last night. Just waiting for Obama to refuse to relinquish power like all of our crazy relatives said he will. That gun ban should be coming any day now...

I like the decal flair added to that Land Cruiser.

A lot of US forces already cruise around in Hiluxi(?).

If Hillrod becomes prez she’s going to institute a black paint ban, better get it now!

A friend of mine drove colonels around in a diesel Ford Ranger in Iraq as a scout.

I hate that color on these cars. It’s so dull.

Peak torque is all well and good, but can anyone tell me what the torque ratios are?

That guy invalidated his whole argument with the tequila comment. Go try some Don Julio 1942. That was fucking hilarious though.

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There aren’t too many normal modern cars not made out of carbon fiber that are sub 2,500 lbs. There’s a company out there chopping and stripping them out called G Tech. I think they look better without the chop.

A beer conglomerate needed market research on why people buy beer? Hmmm, let’s thik about that for a second.

It’s this guy!

Had to google that guy. That is some terrible fucking music.

I’m not the guy to ask about keeping women’s minds tight. I’m more interested in broadening them.

I have purchased multiple sub $2k cars that I drove for several years, and then sold them. If you can’t take the time to learn to fix your car and you don’t make very much money, then you’re pretty much relegated to riding a bike or using public transport. Vehicles are expensive mechanical machines. You should…

There’s a guy on my street with four El Caminos. He also has a speed boat with a tricked out 454 in the back of it. He doesn’t own any other vehicles. I like that guy.

Keeping her mind “tight” for the next guy, if you will.

Drive, break, fix, repeat.

“If God wanted us to survive car crashes, he would of designed us that way.”

Well, there’s two ways you can sell out. You could say yes, “smoking has adverse health effects but it should be your right to smoke without undue burden being placed upon your wallet”. Or you could completely reject decades of established scientific findings. One of those options indicates you’re a moron.