Are you one of those guys who fucks with kids as they walk home from school?

Transmission shifts with the ruthlessness of a cossack executioner

I hope when that kid grows up, he finds Gilbert Arenas and beats the shit out of him.

In Soviet Russia, tire pressure gauges you!

startling another driver into racing him

Is cocaine not a PED? Could have fooled me.

...well why do you do it? Well that’s quite a simple answer, it’s because you can.

That’s probably the worst theory I’ve heard. Drunks in a car with the windows up being startled by motorcycles?

Krav Maga?

Define “real”. Iraq is a failed state that should probably be broken up into three separate countries. Yes, I’m sure plenty of people realize the value of the parts. No, most of them don’t have the resources to get them out of the country. You can’t just set up an Ebay account and ship them off at the corner UPS store.

Ain’t a whole lot of parts on that which would be useful in Iraq.

They’re the trolls of the automotive world, hunting for a reaction and feeding off the hatred. That’s no way to go through life.

7th Gear, Serious Gord continues to be an absolute moron.

Outside of a few bodybuilders, the average person over the age of 15 could call most Austrians whatever they want without fear of physical harm.

You're saying the original Top Gear formula quickly wore out its welcome? I wouldn't say 13 years is quick in television.

I would much rather see a whole bunch of kids giving athletes hell.

You know you’ve lost at life when you’re a grown man protesting a free agency signing outside of a basketball stadium on a federal holiday.

That’s relevant, or irrelevant, I can't remember what this word means after watching that video.

I rode my 1973 CL450 through Phoenix on a 119F day a few weeks ago. Pretty sure a boiler would have been much cooler.

He's flipping this car. He's not going to do any of that.