You get to sit in your wonderful car and listen to your music and you are forced to be away from social media and work emails for the time being.

So Mississippi then?

It’s definitely a decent juke, but I wouldn’t say it is even one of the best ten I’ve seen.

I actually don’t have as much of a problem with Beaker as I do Leblanc. He just really seems like he doesn’t give a shit. His monotone voice and lack of enthusiasm is just not entertaining to me.

I’m guessing you don’t have kids.

I’m guessing you’ve never watched Barry Sanders play. Or really anyone with decent feet.

Gilbert is Phoenix’s second mormon friend. The mormon friend that drinks at parties.

+1 mass shooting

A lot of it is stuff you learn in college like the importance of having Works Cited.

I like how VW hasn’t even been able to figure out the Dieselgate fuck up yet, and we are already talking about how they might me a future electric car giant.

I have never seen deodorant locked up in a store in AZ. Condoms on the other hand..

To be fair, it was 119F yesterday. Those fireworks didn’t really need anyone to light them on fire.

I think you’re spot on as to why the used car market has collapsed. I financed my Abarth for 0% for six years. Like, what the fuck? FIAT spotted me $17k for a new car.

Sorry, I wasn’t meaning to correct you with the “E91" phrasing, I just didn’t feel like typing out E90 touring. The X1 is definitely more of a raised hatchback than a SUV. Handles pretty much just like a 3 series.

Yeah, but up until this season, the winningest NBA team hadn’t choked.

Well if it is, then someone needs to explain to the Porsche team boss how racing works.

Pragmatic and car guy are mutually exclusive concepts.

You’d have to purposefully shift a BMW into neutral. You don’t move the gear stick to put the BMW into park, you just push the P button. You can’t really “accidentally” put the BMW into neutral while shifting into park.

It’s based on the E91, but has less cargo room than the wagon. The 3 series are considered the “compact” series of BMW, with the 5 series being midsized and 1/2 series being subcompact. I also have an Abarth 500, so I consider the X1 pretty large compared to that.

Safety happened.