Yeah, grip is not something motorcycles have a lot of. The Ferrari was doing a brake stand.

Not too many countries charging woman with adultery after they’re raped anymore, though.

Not if you’re an imported Qatari worker slave woman.

Watching soccer matches and drinking beer with friends all day did help a bit. Unfortunately I can’t do that on Monday.

Exactly. The one guarantee in life is that it will end. Enjoy life while you can still experience it. And as the great prophets once said, “be excellent to each other”.

I tuned into Jalopnik this morning to try and take my mind off the events of this shitty weekend. Didn’t help. Gave my daughters extra big hugs and kisses before I left for work this morning. Hold those you love close. It’s a cruel world out there, but it is still incredibly beautiful. Embrace love and cherish life as…

In two different languages by two dudes with neck tattoos. It truly is the beautiful game.

It’s the same team that got utterly embarrassed in a World Cup elimination game on their home turf. So, not so surprising.

take the time to appreciate this wonderous world we have around us. When you forget to appreciate the beauty that is everywhere, you do can do shit like the monster that killed these people. This is all we’ve got, so make the best of it because we can only experience it for a short time.

He decided to go to ASU, so obviously he’s an idiot.

Well, it turns out the guy on the bike intentionally gave her HIV. That might justify it?

I’ve never seen a delivery rider in Phoenix unless you’re getting a delivery of weed. It’s way too hot and spread out here for that sort of courier.

Everyone in that area on a bike that isn't a Mormon or a Mennonite is a meth head. They were probably all high.

This area is filled with crack and meth houses. Pretty much everyone that isn’t a Mormon or a Mannonite in this area is a meth head. My guess is this was some sort of drug deal gone wrong as that hit and run looked intentional.

Actually, if you know this area, that story is not surprising at all.

To be fair, if they were in charge of Gawker, it wouldn’t be worth nearly what it is now. I love Jalopnik, but 90% of their stories are just fun, fluffy, entertaining stuff. Even the Hennessey article was pretty light on investigation (they had an email from a guy overseas, and a bunch of unnamed sources). And people…

Yeah, and the guy who hits people in the balls is a fighter. Basketball fans a re the fucking worst.

I'm in AZ, and they're everywhere.

Anyone who steals a car is a moron. Lots of risk with minimal return. Why would anyone ask a moron to change his ways? They’re far too gone.I have insurance on all my cars, so if any of them get stolen I hope the cops don’t find them as their value would be diminished. I’d rather get a payout. I’d be pretty pissed if…

In most states it's illegal not to carry insurance, so no, I meant it is insured. If any of my cars get stolen I would rather not have the police recover it. The value would be significantly diminished. I'd rather get a payout from my insurance company. In this case I hope the truck was insured, otherwise the owner is…