As someone who uses very little milk (a splash in my daily coffee, then whatever recipes call for), my life was changed when I learned that lactose free milk is ultra pasteurized. Ulta pasteurized milk lasts forever. Ok, maybe not forever, but legit like, 6 weeks? It’s amazing. I finally can buy one thing of milk and…

I am shocked, SHOCKED, that Tory’s dad has an uncontrollable, unreasonable temper and can’t moderate his emotions in any capacity. Apple trees make apples.

This case is so open and shut that’s it’s fucking infuriating. 

Did you know there’s a spray they can use that’ll basically make it so you can’t feel getting a shot at all? Basically, instant topical anesthetics that wear off quickly but last long enough that you can get a shot or blood draw or IV or whatever with zero pain.

But most medical professionals don’t use them because…

Oh, this Jeremy Clarkson? I can’t believe it.

Didn’t someone from the show in another incident use the N word?

ETA: Googled and LO AND BEHOLD, that someone was, in fact, Jeremy Clarkson. I know we are all shocked to learn this new fact.  https://www.theguardian.com/media/2014/nov/15/jeremy-clarkson-n-word-very-seriously-bbc-chief-tony-hall

When I was doomscrolling last night, I saw a write up (which of course I can’t find now) that outlined that Kelsey is dating, engaged, or married to (I can’t remember which) some big exec who is linked to Lanez’s label. Which makes all of this make a whole lot more sense, sadly. 

Peace and love, but we’ve been using singular ‘they’ since Shakespeare. It’s perfectly fine and not nearly as complicated to understand as you seem to be suggesting. 

Thank you for sharing your perspective on that <3. That’s also in line with what I try to do generally-- either I do like you’re saying and just alternate or I try to use “they” in place of her or him (though that second one happens more often in writing, just because it’s easier to track--- in speech, I tend to just…

Thank you for taking a moment to explain that to me. I appreciate you so much for sharing that <3 

This is as good of a place as any to share the list of celebs that cut ties with her by unfollowing her after all this came out. Including:

First and foremost: that is absolutely horrific and speaks greatly to both the entitlement people feel around celebrities, but also just old fashioned misogyny playing out in real time. Absolutely vile and I hope Kehlani has a strong support system to aid them.

It’s SO good.

Listen, I love a biopic. The messier the better, ok? But this movie was TORTUOUSLY BAD and I say that as someone who regularly rewatches that “The Jacksons: An American Dream” miniseries recreationally. 

I’m glad that is settled, but I would just like to say that I don’t understand how with all the money and resources these women have (especially Kandi), they still couldn’t get mesh that properly matches their skin tones. How hard is it for these designers to tone the mesh closer to their skin? Tiny’s is the closest,…

Our pizza spots that do in house delivery now have wild delivery fees. $5.99, then you still have to tip of course.

Ok but Bianca though? I won’t tolerate this Bianca erasure. 

. . . did you. . . watch the show? She has premonitions/ is psychic like her mother. Like, that’s . . . the entire plot line of the whole season? 

It’s interesting because portraying a pretty, strong teenage girl as just being. . . wholly disinterested in romance might actually be more provocative and shocking in this day and age, since that’s something we pretty much never see in popular media. 

Apparently the fired woman is the one who was assigned “help” Meghan learn her way around royal life at first. No wonder Meghan decided to leave.