They won’t be able to howl anything while on a vent because red states have COVID-19 cases going through the roof.

As a seventy-something widow with health issues, I was shopping for bi-monthly groceries during the “old people’s” hours in my mask when coming out of the store with my groceries, there was an idiot in a red pickup whom I guess I triggered (must have been the white hair or bright blue mask) who yelled, “You P*ssy” to…

In my experience you don’t hand your card over to people at Starbucks anymore (including Target locations) you swipe it yourself. So that doesn’t make a whole lot of sense either unless he was dancing around and flashing his card in their face. 

Excellent work. There is no way that’s a tampon. How come no one consults tampon wearers before this shit goes viral?

I don’t think I’ve seen a picture of Kulture since she was a baby - she is indeed a supremely cute toddler.

Also:  See The Office episode that acts it out in real life. 

Yep. The experience she’s describing has happened to me every time I have pre-ordered/paid for food at McDonald’s (meaning roughly a couple times a month). They don’t start making your order until you actually show up at the restaurant. That means that if it’s busy or you have a large order, you’re asked to park and…

I know a lot of places that do that. It is good business practice, kind of like comping the local mob boss’s meal. 

Anyone that has a sobbing meltdown over waiting for fast food needs to have their gun removed and to have their fitness for duty evaluated. 

“She likes to: leave me alone”

To the people saying that can’t be an eleven year old’s handwriting: you’re right, Saint West is four years old. That is classic kindy teacher handwriting. And I don’t think I’ve ever read anything sadder than a four year old thinking his mother likes ‘leaving him alone’. Saint may not be shading KKW but I bet his kind…

Can we agree never to publish “Ted Cruz” and “clitoris” in the same sentence, again?

Roberts is not too surprising but Neal choosing to own the GOP is just the right amount of schadenfreude I needed to start the day.

SCOTUS just snubbed a shitload of haters.

Update: Got Arby’s for lunch today. The bag was quite impressive.

I may have to go get Arby’s for lunch now...  Effective advertising!

“Arby’s, a chain known for its mile-high meat tower sandwiches doused in cheese and paired with perhaps the densest fries in the fast food kingdom” 

When did Kylie Jenner morph into 1970s Imelda Marcos? And is it serious? How many pairs of shoes does she own? Maybe it’s just fascist cosplay.

That’s going to make some rat very happy. 

The disastrous alternative: