Side note, the Muricans on Twitter were losing their minds that the candidates were speaking Spanish in an ‘American debate’. I explained that American’s speak Spanish. Also, I live in South Florida, all my neighbors speak Spanish and come from many places. So suck it!

Non-citizen here, already thinking along those lines. We have in my home, 1 American citizen born in US to non-citizen mother. And just for fun my mom holds dual American/UK citizenship. I think I may include my American born dogs and cats. They are much more delightful than many.

If my kid drops his fork, I hope he wipes it off. It’s the only fork he gets unless he wants to crawl under the table and admit he dropped his fork, spoon, or knife. 

From a restaurant-owning family...I will ask the first server I see if I haven’t seen my server, and yes always ask your server’s name. Remember always stay polite. A responsible employer will take care of their employees and that will be reflected in the consistent service you will receive. xo

Who gives a shit tomorrow during breakfast, lunch or while taking that first pee in the morning about either Bill Murray or Kim Kardashian? I’m just happy inside cat used her litter box. Some shit...different day.

We have a new street cat who now resides in our home. Charlie is maybe just over 6 months old, quite slim and quite speedy. He has twice been shut in between our wood front door and screen door. Not hurt, but he has slowed down that running out the front door asap. 

If you read the Mueller report, that Miller bitch has his fingerlings on everything. I think he is the person doling out Trump’s meds.

5'2" here, just look up and stay on the same path....they count figure the crazy! ;) xo

that made me spit out my cereal hahahahahahaha!

That is everyday South Florida wear. Too hot and humid for sleeves and/or pants, ever! I own one pair of black pants and they have not left the closet in 2 years.

Peanut butter and pickle sandwich. Delish!

Pence, suck my dick. 

Also, condon translates to withdon in spanish.

That photo of trump walking on the tarmac looks like it was photoshopped. That dude does not have that flat of a gut. Nor does he have that long of a stride. Trust me I imitate that ball of blubber and he does not have a stride, more like a wobble.

Palm Beach County Courthouse confiscated my perfume and a fork. Had to eat my salad with a comb.

No, it is not never. I’m talking to the guy jerking off while driving aside me in Fort Worth, or the guy jacking it driving next to me on I-10 in Alabama, or the guy rubbing it in the front row of parking at Lake Worth Beach, FL. Watch out for ‘the guy’ they are everywhere and have no shame.

My son started this 2 weeks ago, going from meat man to veggie and noodle man. I thought he was trying to take the piss out of his British meat, potato, bread with butter at every meal grandma. Kinda made me proud!

They were good in the 90s. That is all.

Maybe her friend Denise, she was at her wedding.

You are right, it is not the border states, it’s the freaky trump supporters in any state that is not a border state. I’m in South Fl, it is a hot steamy melting pot. And it is always interesting. :)