The Truman Show one was the first thing that leapt to mind.

Ever notice that the cable “education” channels that were touted as a market-driven replacement for PBS like History, Discovery, TLC. etc. have all turned in to homes for crappy reality shows, conspiracy theories and pseudoscience? I guess that pays better than boring old facts and science. 

This is a weird article because the best they can do against DC is the old Alan Moore Watchmen stuff? Back in 2017 Jim Starlin said he got a larger check from DC for one of his minor characters appearing in Batman v Superman than he did for all the Marvel movies up until that point.

You wouldn’t think so, but they’re extremely anti-cuck, so I don’t believe they’d be against fat-shaming in the slightest; especially for women.

And we all know you can’t go back in time and kill baby Hitler.

What’s weird about Yoda’s speech pattern is that in ESB it’s actually not that crazy. When he’s pretending to be the crazy guy it’s a lot more kooky, and then when he’s just normal Jedi Master Yoda, it’s actually pretty sensible syntax for the most part with long stretches of normal speech. “You must unlearn what you…

<extreme Malcolm McDowell voice>

They have different dynamics, sure.

When Al Gore got up to give his speech, he said he would do his version of the Macarena, and just stood there, and then asked if they wanted to see it again. Funny stuff.

We’ll call it: Constaway! 

Greendale Community College 

I get that this is just a general sentiment, but I do like the idea of cancelling Clifford putting someone over the edge.

Turns out Clifford’s worst enemy is another big, red bitch: the Republican party.

I always figured that Obi-Wan was deeply ashamed of the fact that his pupil turned to the dark side and didn’t really want to admit that to Luke. It’s a subtle difference, but “I fucked up and now you’re the son of the worst monster in the galaxy” would be harder to admit than “I fucked up and my pupil killed your…

I mean , pretty much all DH movies are repurposed ideas.

“Dooby-dooby-doo, motherfucker!”

...and a clause in Sinatra’s contract required the producers to ask Frank if he wanted to star in any sequel and let him say yes or no before they could offer it to anyone else.

The tone of this weirdly fawning PR piece for a Paris Hilton show is even weirder when you realize it was written by the same person who went hard on eviscerating Ellie Kemper for being a teenager once.