I just Googled the definition of capitalism, and it says: “an economic and political system in which a country’s trade and industry are controlled by private owners for profit, rather than by the state.” That last part implies to me that “anti-capitalist” means you support trade and industry being controlled by the…

Funny you should say that considering a week ago you criticized him for not being “anti-capitalist” or “anti-imperialist” without defining either term.

Where does Patrick talk about disliking working with Olbermann? I know Keith is well-known for being a dick, but his friendship with Dan always seemed pretty genuine to me.

Jon announced his departure before Trump announced his candidacy.

What does that have to do with what I said?

“If you ever watched our commercials, we never said what we did.”

Funny you should say “He never uttered a word that would make his superior-feeling fanbase uncomfortable.” considering it sounds to me like you wish he’d tried harder to make Democrats feel superior.

I like some of the advice column parodies, but I think they’d be even better if instead of the person ignoring the questions entirely they answered them in a manner consistent with their character schtick.

He headed down south and he’s still running today.

(John Oliver voice) That is one FAT BEAR! You might think to yourself, “There must be a bear fatter than this one.” NO. This is THE fattest bear. I SEE you, fat bear! You sure are a fat bear! Yes, you are!

Ya gatta t’row ‘im off ‘is riddem.

Ever wonder why most people named Lorne are/were Canadian? It’s because of a guy named John Campbell, who was Governor General of Canada from 1878 to 1883 and who was better known as the Marquess of Lorne. I don’t know why he was known by that or what the Governor General of Canada does or why so many people named…

He went by Andrew on MadTV.

One thing Trump and certain internet commenters have made me more determined not to do is insult people I disagree with.

If exposure’s that important how did Biden win the election? I remember him keeping a pretty low profile compared to Trump.

What makes you think the establishment has that much impact? I don’t remember Trump having the establishment’s back before he got the nomination.

Then why didn’t Bernie win the nomination?

If moving further left is the solution then I wonder how you explain Biden winning.

Funny thing about that is he briefly hosted a Fox News show in the ‘90s.

I remember him criticizing Obama’s critics a lot more than he criticized Obama himself. Was he supposed to never criticize Obama at all?