But if you're looking at an 11-year-old AMG Mercedes like Mike, you have just one option: buy it from CarMax, and buy it with a warranty. Mike told me he spent $3,089 for his 5-year plan, which I suspect he will eventually come to realize is the best money he's ever spent. Other than the cost to buy the CLK55, of…

It's like you're in my life. Last week I took a bath. No, wait, I took a shower. And drank some of the water from the shower head while I soaped my man-breasts.

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