diningwithporthos
Dining With Porthos
diningwithporthos

Thank you for this take. It will keep me and my family warm throughout this long, harsh winter.

I’ll take it.

One of my favorite gifs

“As Pro Football Talk noted, the Jaguars have in the past removed the tarps for previous regular-season games, but in the postseason.”

I’ve never before seen someone break down windshield wipers like this. I stand in awe.

You drive?

The Bosch ICON’s are a bourgeoisie luxury wiper hellbent on putting down the proletariat Autozone store brand wipers.

Rain-X washer fluid instead of shitty blue stuff and a good set of wipers, preferably Bosch ICON’s. There, you can end this discussion.

Or you could just apply Rain-Xand watch the rain beads roll off into the slipstream.

This is the first time I’ve actually seen what Meghan Markle’s half-sister looked like. And damn. I knew she was older than Meghan but didn’t realize she was that much older.

I know what you’re thinking: don’t most men wear black every year to the Golden Globes because it’s a black-tie event where actors come in tuxedos? Yes, they do, which makes this a pretty lazy way to protest.

This is one of the many reasons no one is taking some feminists seriously. What these actors are paid has exactly zero to do with sexual harassment unless you are now conflating harassment with wage disparity. Try to stay on topic.

Honestly, I want people to be thrown out if they used their phones...I want no commercials...I want comfy seats...I want theaters to be age restricted (obvs for certain screenings) to 25+ to weed out kids and loud teens...I want 3D to disappear forever...I want weeks 4-6 of a movie release to be significantly cheaper

“Hot Take” Hazel - Sorry, but while using Armie Hammer as a photo example doesn’t necessarily negate your point, it does illustrate a wild lack of understanding of film financing. He received little to no money for his performance in Call Me By Your Name. That movie had a budget of $3 Million USD, was funded mostly

A girl wanting to go with me.

How much are talent agents complicit in the salary disparity thing? Like how much do they fight for their female clients to get equal money? Or they just advise clients to “not make waves” “don’t price yourself out of jobs” kinda thing and just collect their percentage of whatever?

Genius idea, im sure that will fix things.

“Hey Giants, the best way to get rid of Apple cancer is chemotherapy. Trust me on this…”

Just give up with almonds, already.