I went with James, but made sure it was James Tiberius Shepard

I apologize in advance, I was never into Sailor Moon; Am I the only one who finds it hysterical that there is a "Sailor Uranus"?

Beat me to it, exactly.

Absolutely, I've had to run group urinalysis tests, and the failures are usually people who used 10 days prior or longer and thought they were good. Rule of thumb was two weeks for it to get out of your blood, longer if they use a hair fiber test, but that's too pricey for most (maybe not the NFL).

Fair enough. I think my mind is still stuck in 2009-2011, as I thought Lundqvist, Miller, and Quick were the best in the league. I should probably watch more bruins games, but it's always through NESN, and listening to them is the worst.

No service academies? Really? We have a historically poor record with this.

Then I stand corrected, thank you kind sir. I shall return my attentions to my team's schizophrenic goalkeeping and hope Fleury doesn't crap himself tonight. Good day.

Rask the best netminder? That's overstating it a little isn't it? Not a Rangers fan, but I always thought Lundqvist was the best; isn't he still the only reason they made the post season, or am I living in 2010?

And the logo is taken from 2nd Infantry Division's unit patch. It is a war thing.

Yes, they are the 90's Buffalo Bills in the modern NHL. Always a bridesmaid, a bridesmaid than ends up getting drunk and soiling herself at the reception.

Yes, because there might be some utility to putting your kid in the water, but there is none in this. He doesn't even attempt to show his kid how to properly drop in, he just kicks him off the ramp. Nothing is learned. Also your kid might get scared in the pool, but not risk bodily injury.

Pretty sure a "smothered chili bowl" was invented in Germany, and will cost you significantly more than $11 in Vegas.

Welcome to the internet!

They do, but DC is special because for a while Kolzig was the marquee player (does anyone even remember Bonzai?). They still think they got top notch netminding, which is inexplicable. I remember hearing arguments in the stands of the Verizon center about Neuvirth and Holtby both being allstars.

Thank you! Howard has always been mediocre. I don't know why anyone would buy that if they were going to get a Wings jersey. Although I do own a MAF jersey...what, sometimes he's amazing...sometimes....in 09...and in the third period last night. I'll show myself out now.

NHL son! The somehow have higher salaries than the NFL

Can't we just take this as another data point that the TSA is infuriating to deal with and should probably be done away with? The only thing they protect is their paychecks.

Can't we just take this as another data point that the TSA is infuriating to deal with and should probably be done away with? The only thing they protect is their paychecks.

Your definition uses "compete." A "non competitive" sport is an oxymoron. It's like ballet; it's definitively physically demanding and entertaining, but neither are considered sports.

What he's saying is that if he can make an opaque a metaphor as possible, people might be so invested in trying to figure out just what the fuck he means that they wont remember that he is, in fact, Thomas Friedman "Iraq War Enthusiast" and should probably ignore him.