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"being funny has never gotten him laid in his life"
...In other news, bear poops in woods.

Way to go Torts! That's seven minutes shorthanded. You may have lost the game,but you have proven that once again you can be goaded into creating stupid penalties.

When did he become the bane? Sometime in the 90's I believe. Growing up before Amazon meant a lot of trips to the mall or local department store. Throughout that entire decade, the soundtrack of all my memories going anywhere with my parents was Kenny G. Everywhere. JC Penny, Giant, any and all elevators. Kenny G was…

I'll just file this away in my rolodex of reasons to never have kids. It sounds like a constant nightmare.

Nah, it was only Bosh

C'mon magne! Three to five second bursts, you'll melt the barrel.

Wow, a little surprising, but the Army has already realized this. The few times where I had to do a pull up event in the Army, the females did a flex arm hang instead, because they could not do the pull ups.

Thank you, those schmaltzy reunions are the worse. And I wonder how often they were only mid-tour leave.

I would honestly feel weirder if I didn't after seeing the header.

The reason they use women: there are no more men left. Seriously. It's an actual tactic to kill every military age male in a village/town/district, and the Russian Federation has not been sitting on it's hands since Beslan. Suicide bombers are often considered canon fodder and the life of a woman sadly is not worth…

I can agree with all of that. However to me, it seemed her tactics were to use an incendiary headline that uses Winston as a prop in her argument and to (justly) attack the DA for his conduct in his presser. The later I can understand, as the way he acted was gross and cast an air of incredulity on his investigation. …

Can you comprehend tone? There is more than one strawman she propped up here, and her goal is build a feeling or tone, mostly directed at the DA.

Are you trying to say that she finds the accuser credible or believable?

How? Accuser says Winston assaulted her, the author believes the accuser, ergo she believes he is guilty of committing that offense. She's not wrong or bad for thinking that, but semantics won't change the tenor of the article.

So it's innocent until proven guilty, or until the narrative resembles a personal story?

I know you're quoting, but isn't referring to this gross app as "Yelp for boys" in the tagline in of itself messed up? Furthering the idea that all men are so shallow that hookups are analogous to eating out (no pun intended)? It's also pretty small of you to be smug and condescend to an entire gender in one breath…

No! Not the ponies!..I um...er...YEAH! And get rid of Sponge Bob while you're at it.

Absolutely, but what meaningful punishment could the NCAA dole out to them anyway? They have no real power over individuals, only organizations. There's nothing that they could do to any of these men that would fit their crimes. But the NCAA shouldn't be after them anyway, that's what the law is for. What they can…