please explain the appeal of birdie with four eyes please I cannot for the life of me figure it out

Ugly

Whatever it is, I hate it now because those toys are ugly as sin.

They complain about their job, you complain about their complaints, and you think they’re the ones crying?

You smell. Take that.

spoken like a person who’s never had to work a food service job. 

Cactus Plant Flea Market-style four-eyed toys of the old McDonald’s characters

People just can’t get enough of “Grimace with more eyes than Grimace normally has” I guess.

They can sit down though.

I may be mistaken but I’m thinking that’s an anti-protest by-law.

Police Unions. The answer is police unions.

I think it’s part of an implicit Jalopnik category: What People Do In Cars.

Cops in America are encouraged to shoot first and mmmaaaybe ask questions later. Then plant a weapon on your corpse.

Well there you go, I do have something in common with catalytic converter thieves

““The people engaging in this activity really don’t think much of the police if they think they can steal catalytic converters from the best of us,” said an SFPD higher-up.“

hahahahahahahahahaha, yeah, you might be on to something there.

Blew all 4 doors off my V8 powered American Sedan. And didn’t have to stop at the next gas station. And actually could make “deadman’s turn” at a speed faster than an idle in 1st.

Dang, that’s about 3.3 times the horsepower of the first Honda car that embarrassed me at a stop light.

The more I read about J. Edgar Hoover, the more he seems like some sort of cartoon villain who snuck his way into the FBI.

Welcome to the Libertarian world of environmental protection!