That photo unsettles me very, very deeply. Uncanny Valley, the man.

There is no valid dark leather interior choice.

You’ll love those windows until the first crank breaks or it’s 105 degrees out.

Under 30. I’m not at the bottom end of 30, but definitely had a different idea of what a W2 before I got my first job thanks to the poster on my wall.

The offerings from Mini haven’t really been “miniature” since before Mark Wahlberg’s Italian Job remake.

Six or seven? I lost track, the blood gets in everything and everyone looks the same once you’re in the murder-trance. [jk, but... this is the internet, Poe’s Law, etc.]

My joke, lately, about asshole Camry drivers has been, “When did Toyota start making BMWs?” Turnabout is fair play, BMW.

Late addition: Pop the hood yourself.

Fair, as to context of 2011. I think it was even a few years after that when he fired his head brewer (at the DE location) in grandiose prick fashion. John Maier isn’t much better out at Rogue.

“Dogfish Headfounder Sam Calagione once famously called “99-percent asshole-free.””

All this advice and there’s one thing missed:

100% agree with, “Arguably, the best part of any motorsports event is the paddock.”

It’s so boringly-expectable as a 4 series ‘vert and utterly out of my price range that BMW would never ever care about that critique.

I clicked on the video ad’s pause button and it send me offsite. Adblock got re-enabled today for Jaloopnek. Fix your ads’ shit and I’ll unblock them again; I love this site, but loathe unexpected behaviors and that was a surefire way to stop me ever buying Orbit gum again.

One specific ‘01 or ‘02 Chevy Avalanche with Tennessee plates.

Late vote for COTD

I mean very literally yes.

I mean, yeah, but when you’re talking 18" to 3' shoulders, your horse becomes a part of traffic.

That being said, it looks like he got spotted out.

As someone from the opposite corner of the country and who knows someone who has been DUI’ed on a golf cart and known of a DUI on a horse (‘Well, I rode him to the bar, ossifer, what was I supposed to do?’), it’s not just #FloridaMan.