I didn’t even see that your gif was not part of the original comment. SO perfect.

This always needs posted:

Torch, this is - unabashedly - every thing I have ever wanted in my life. Thank you.

I had a stalk-mounted horn on my first car, a really old, not-a-V8-or-manual-but-very-VERY-brown-and-orange Mustang. It almost resulted in me getting backed over by a fuckwit in a raised Chevy 3500, but finding the horn in the last second and saving my car. Then they tried to claim I had lowered my car...

Amazon review: 1 star out of 5
Comment: “These rotors suck! I substituted Nokia phones for the suggested rotors and the entire brake assembly was destroyed, except the phones. I knew carbon ceramics were short-lived and expensive, but I didn’t think cheaping out on the brake pads would cost me so much. Screw these…

Cable-shifted transmissions may not prove an issue, right? Build up a shifter-stand, mount the shifter, get some custom-length cables and you would probably be close to good to go. The other part might be, what, some zip-ties or p-clamps or something to mont the cables.

One of my favorites is more recent, but they’re SO CLASSIC in weirdo Seattle shit

So, basically everything except listening to whinging about flappy-paddle gearboxes and hearing the same car review over and over again applied to different hypercars.

My family’s shops. Grandpa started them. Not speed shops, just normal parts shops. They were independent for decades and started buying off franchise locations a couple decades ago. Fond memories of being told not to play with acetone inside, while I was earning money delabeling products we were transferring.

I never could get the gist of adjusting those newfangled turboretroencabulators. All-turboencabulator, all-the-way.

Appropriate username is appropriate.

Dear Máté,

Good enough for contractor work.

The drillium A-pillar gets the star. Fantastic picture choice, Orlove.

This is fine.

The one time my home-county gets a mention on Jalop and it’s for Bremelos. Such is our lot. sigh

It’s so busy, but it has that wraparound cockpit feel that never stops looking cozy and inviting.

[dramatic black and white vignette of coffee-drinking woman]
There has to be a better way!

I love Trophy and Stadium trucks when they run on normal road courses. Nothing could possibly make me feel like I’m four again in the way they do on asphalt. It’s like watching a rough seas rowboat contest - everyone’s fighting the course and their truck as much as they are racing anyone else.

My god if that is not the…

Yes, people die at IoMTT. Someone died there a week ago, today. List of IoMTT deaths