What two things?

1) The Cowboys won’t release him.
2) They should release him.

Seems like very reasonable points of view, unless you are referring to the Cowboys fandom as one of the two things.

He actually unintentionally did some good work there, though. Ed Hardy’s brand needed to be killed.

word. At least he’s working.

can you BELIEVE these two didnt last?

I get this isn’t a glamorous job, but is it really necessary to shit on this guy for working?

Those movies are all above average, actually.

If you have zero interest in any of those movies, you have bad taste in movies.

Plus this one:

Well yeah Hillary Clinton and Billy Clinton. Not so shocking at all.

This is GOOD NEWS for ALL TAKES MATTER...

But could they? The freaking President of the god damn United States couches his words when talking about gun control. I don’t know if 4 NBA players could change anything , but I would bet they would sacrifice everything to do so.

Plaxico Burress could stand to have taken at least one fewer shot to the leg.

Who better to take advice on taking less shots than Carmelo Anthony?

Bruh:

From a Penn Stater whose opinion of Paterno is always open to new info:

As a Penn Stater, I always held out a little hope that Paterno truly didn’t know and that he was telling the truth but i always acknowledged that it was a real possibility that he did. This just confirms it for me. Fuck that guy.

Or if you’re a Penn State football and New England Patriots fan, you would choose answer 2a:

I defended JoePa to anyone who would listen. He was a God to folks where I was born in Central Pa. This case is horrifying and these details are damning. I am not sure how anyone can still defend him, sadly.

four chicks and "stacked them up like a sandwich" and went to town