I just hired a girl named Verquashia today. but Qwana, nah, that’s gotta be short for something, like ‘Nisha is short for Quanisha.

where exactly do you live or work. I’ve lived for 18 years in PA, 15 years in DC metro area and 10 in Florida and have worked in white collar and blue collar and never met a Qwana. I suspect you’re trolling, but maybe serious which is fascinating.

this is some seriously good trolling. well played.

i have ABSOLUTELY no idea why people think Gawker has a crazy bias against israel.

there are dozens of countries around the world that have mandatory military or national service. but yes, they are all slave states. LOL.

if it were obvious we needed to go to war that everyone agreed on, there’d be plenty of volunteers OTHER THAN ME. There, FTFY.

Ani Ma’amin. be’emunah Shelemah.

thank goodness you’ll be one of the few actual journalists who will still have a job after your owner’s incompetence causes the end of gawker. what a beautiful story about the chimpanzee.

it was amazing to see. 4 hours in line today at the main center in Orlando right around the corner from Pulse.

although I currently live in Orlando, I was raised in Allentown. thanks for posting the link to let me know my hometown is doing something to honor my new town.

after a few seconds. again, you’re a special kind of stupid. hint: when you’re 5 feet deep in the hole, stop digging. you probably just threw that line out there and many of us have pointed out the stupidity of it. just move on or admit it wasn’t well thought out. but stop trying to defend it b/c if the guy DID have a…

a very quick patdown. you’re a special one. yeah, hey guys, the president is coming by in 4 fucking seconds, let’s just do a real quick patdown and let this guy on his way.

I assume you say that to cops when you’re doing 65 in a 40. “I was completely oblivious, officer.” you should totes put that on vine. (I am using millenial speak b/c only someone dumb enough to think that ignorance of the law is an excuse has to be around 25 or so. if you’re older than 40, dear god).

it IS the job to have a fucking clue when 30 cop cars with lights on have a street blocked off. or did you not see the cars IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD

in a more gentle manner. you realize he could’ve pulled out a gun and started shooting at the motorcade which drove by 5 seconds later right? oh wait, this is gawker. we can’t ever admit a cop did ANYTHING decent. my bad.

don’t urban dictionary it.

and your husband gets a REALLY good night sleep too.

LOL- for $200 I will also draw up an eating plan for your child.

One sport you won’t be competing in: spelling.

you must be new to Gawker. get used to it. this was relatively mild.