Pickers were actually designated as essential workers, which is both true and a new depth of hypocrisy by these pieces of shit

Casino Royale is objectively better than Goldeneye. Die Another Day is REALLY bad, but it at least appears to lean into the utter stupidity far more than Tomorrow Never Dies

All will be forgiven if the movie contains Batman’s greatest and most dangerous foe

There were two “those guys” of In Synch though: both Chris Kirkpatrick and Joey Fatone were pretty vestigial to the group

He is ONE HUNDRED PERCENT going to wake up from a nightmare involving his parents being shot, and a huge bat swooping in. Once he wakes up and composes himself, he’ll walk over to a huge window overlooking the city and stare pensively out for a while, before a swoop cut shows him heading down to the cave.

I’ve been stumping for XII for at least a decade by this point. I don’t agree with all the detractors about how the Job system suddenly fixes the issues, but it’s objectively true that to fully min-max it, you have to pay extremely close attention to the characters’ stats and tune their weapons accordingly, which is…

I’m 37 and absolutely cannot be bothered to give a shit about streamer culture, but I definitely don’t come stamping my feet around about how I don’t get it. Along the same lines, I don’t comment on Blabbermouth about how I don’t get the appeal of Tony Iommi.

Probably the Takashi Murakami flower

Just watch the video for Toosie Slide. It’s pretty clearly “The Embassy” and it’s INCREDIBLY tacky

I first picked up Bell’s Seasoning because of the logo. Then I discovered it was unreal with potatoes and/or poultry. Just lookit this!

I really don’t want to pick on the individual drivers, since it’s CLEARLY an organizational failure, but that’s another point: since the drivers have several orders to juggle, you’re LIKELY to get your food later than if you had just gone to pick it up, or called someplace with a built-in delivery option

It’s extremely bizarre to me that this site said Will of the Wisps was worth buying, when the general site’s policy is anti-preorders, and this game shipped in worse condition than most preorders

A friend of mine manages a restaurant, and apparently DoorDash charges TWENTY FIVE PERCENT commission on food it delivers! This is an industry with razor thin margins as it is, and all the food delivery services charge an absurd commission on this.

Annnnnnd it’s gray again, likely raining later today. Glad I got sun while I could

I’m on week 4 of work from home, and it feels like my productivity and focus is FINALLY returning. I’ve got a couple projects that I’ve already made decent progress on, and once I wrap up a presentation today, I won’t have any large projects due for ~3 weeks or so.

He’s always had an amazing sense of what’s just over the horizon. I haven’t played MGS 4 (one of my great gaming regrets), but its prescience about the rise of mercenary outfits who seek endless war is eerie as shit

Solid Snake walks down the side of the Brooklyn Bridge smoking a cigarette. (Correction: I’m told this is the George Washington Bridge. Don’t blame me, I’m not a native New Yorker.

I’m already popping the popcorn to see which Jalop commenters argue that, actually, private jets are deserving of stimulus

“Boring dystopia” has absolutely become our reality, and I for one fucking HATE IT. Where are the hologram ads? The neon tattoos? The modular cybernetic prostheses??? Where the fuck is my fucking jetpack?!?!?

Would you mind letting us know which one? I’m currently subscribed to Misfits Market, but they’re all the way in Jersey, so I’d rather have something closer to home