I’ve bought fresher sushi in the Arco AM/PM.

Numbers don’t matter. Nothing is as loud and passionate as a Chargers fan in LA.

I’ll take a “thoroughly average offense” compared to last year’s thoroughly incompetent offense. I think they’re better than average, though I need a few more games before getting too giddy - the OL, while much improved, is still pretty shaky.

When I worked on the Hill, the only members who knew how to run social media were born after 1980. Combine that fact with Cruz’s beliefs never matured past 1950, and I wager he has no idea that Twitter exists let alone how to post. My guess is he thinks Twitter has to do with birds.

Bless the person who diligently watches the “likes” column on Ted Cruz’s twitter 24/7

I have a ticket for Tuesday to see my boys in blue and wonder what will make me more miserable: the weather, the Dodgers’ current skid, or the Dodgers currently being 0-9 when I see them at AT&T in the four years I’ve lived here.

Why didn’t they play a doubleheader tomorrow or Wednesday afternoon?

Popular Mechanics is a good source for tomorrows Jalopnik stories as well.

your complaint is older than the internet. before now it was “why does it feel like yesterday’s digg is today’s facebook”, “why does it feel like yesterday’s fark is today’s myspace”, etc etc.

Why does it seem more and more that yesterdays Reddit becomes todays Jalopnik

Isolated incident that keeps happening over and over and over.

Number 4 is the big one IMO. I had a discussion about this recently with a friend. He was constantly getting notifications which he immediately checked. Most of the notifications were from social media and games, so I asked why he has all of them turned on. His response? “Oh I never really thought about it. I guess I…

. . . unless you go deep into the Ohio State corners of the internet . . . .

Only the Rams could put 46 points on the board and still manage to punt five times in a game.

counterpoint; definitely do NOT go look at what the Colts are doing.

This is a bad take.

People love it when black guys break into places and start doing whatever they want, right?

In Bill Cowher’s NFL, players work for tips.

“Don’t let the contract stand in the way,” Cowher added. “If you play, you will get paid ... Colin, prove me wrong.”

Says the guy who quit the league to take a cushy studio job.