TBH it reminds me a LOT of the 2008 elections - just in the sense that everyone was fired up as hell, and they (myself included) were pretty sure that Obama was gonna ride into office on a Unicorn and fix this fucked up country.

“I said, ‘I’m not big on school,’ and I will back that up,” he says.

The only aliens allowed at Augusta are the grounds crew.

Can’t wait for SBNation’s longform profile of him.

Way to go, Tyler. A white male in this country finally gets a break due to his family connections rather than talent or experience, and he goes out and fucks it up almost immediately. This is why we never get anywhere.

Lots of reporters have been asking about him and that windup, to the point that everyone is sick of it. Fellow reliever Alexi Ogando has refused to answer any further questions.

I can’t stop saying this! I support Hillary but never say anything negative about Bernie because I don’t want to poison others against him should he win the nomination. Why is this so fucking hard to understand?

AMEN.

Everyone on either side of the Hillary/Bernie divide needs to have all the fucking seats and shut the hell up already. I might not survive until November.

JFC. Democrats are being handed this election to them on a silver fucking platter, and they want to set it on fire. Support your candidate, don’t denigrate the other, and whoever wins the nod, vote -D. It’s really not that fucking hard.

Actually I very much welcome conversation and critical thinking. Unfortunately the Bernie Bros are usually too drunk to engage in such civilities.

I do love a millennial who thinks 40 years olds are so old we don’t know what the internet is or how to use it. (do they not teach the history of the technology in school?)

oh look someone made a visual representation of every soon to be comment thread here

Bernie Cons:

They needed to go old school on Maeda last night after his HR shit in the dugout. Beyond anything Bryce Harper would have approved.

Go Padres..Aww fuck it.

Go Padres!

Go Padres!

“We do have 159 games left. We will score runs this year, and we will win series this year.”

Page 9 just says “The Aristocrats!”