Or mosquitoes!

Those nuts are highly addictive, and probably should be dispensed by prescription only.

No. The “American” thing is thinking that YOUR WAY is the way everyone should do it.

Well, the bottles have the equivalent of about two beers in them, so I’ll have one for you, my friend.

Don’t buy bread in bulk, just don’t. Get fresh bread often it really isn’t that expensive.

This is different from anyone else who finds out they suck at their careers and need to make a living some other way, how?

you’re going to be so disappointed.

I can’t decide if my favorite part is the Pats continuing to keep this up or the batshit fans defending them to almost embarrassing levels

Pats really need to move on. Lets be real here they got off easy. The monetary fine is nothing.

This is like Christmas come early. I honestly don’t know how they could have made this worse. They look dumber, and more guilty, than ever.

I’m still kinda confused what Webber is so butthurt about...

No, major league baseball does not abide by your local co-ed softball rules.

To show them they were truly part of the family, several Dodgers fans stabbed them in the parking lot after the game.

Professional sports ≠ legal system.

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

In a just world this would not just be a comment, but the headline.

Ladees annnnd gentlemen: We have a WINNAH.

I hate both you and myself for chuckling at that.

In summary...