There is zero chance Warren can win the presidency.

I can’t imagine a person who voted for Sanders and then ended up voting for Trump. But today, there’s a lot of people who voted in a way I can’t fathom.

Not to nitpick, but Trump called everyone names and he won. Weird the liberals didn’t vote for him either. If I learned anything last night, it’s that we didn’t pander enough. We didn’t call names enough. We didn’t lie enough.

So true. My brothers are both Rockefeller Republicans (Goldwater Republicans?), and while I expected gloating this morning, there was none. Zero.

I’m more afraid of a Pence/Ryan combo than a Trump/Ryan combo. No impeachment!

Shifty won! Did you not see that?

Do you have a spare bedroom? Me and 3 million of my closest friends might stop by for a day or two.

This is why you deserve President Trump.

I’m sorry, did I wander into Jezebel by accident?

I’ve managed to live a full 48 years and never punched anyone who was not my brother.

Yeah, sorry, dead Cubs fans are better than the dead fans of your shitty team. I’m surprised you even grieve.

Yes. Buckner actually had something to do with the loss.

The guy still has a spokesperson. The Sun Times published his name and where he lived. “Small group of fans?!” Really?!

Are you fucking kidding?!

Yet, here you are.

Jesus Christ, yes!!

How do I forget?!

Because Epstein, Lackey and Lester were the ones who got Francona run out of Boston, which was horseshit.

Why don’t they just bring back Defamer and put up all the Gawker stuff there?

I’ve been to about half the MLB ballparks. Cubs fans were by far the drunkest.