The show became a cocle jerk of “let’s show how artsy we all are.” The production design in the last episode was terrible. Have you ever been to a courtroom where every person wore the exact same color of clothing? You did last night! And that beer glass Turturro had at the end? Never in the history of the world has…

Did he miss the Republican convention? I think he missed the Republican convention.

Chip may be functionally retarded. Not that’s there’s anything wrong with that - just sayin’.

Take a guess.

If I want a left handed mouse, do I have to buy an ambidextrous one? I’ve been looking, and the only left handed ones seem to be gaming mice.

If I want a left handed mouse, do I have to buy an ambidextrous one? I’ve been looking, and the only left handed…

LA doesn’t pay for the Olympics, we get paid.

LA. We can do it tomorrow.

You’re making shit up. You cannot taunt the opponent in either sport. They will call a penalty or a foul. There are no fouls or flags in baseball, so the teams have to take care of it themselves.

Like how the NFL and NBA had to ban taunting? Like that?

I hope Arizona throws at him just on principle.

Martha Stewart served 6 months in prison.

I was a woman’s studies major with a focus in the period between Seneca Falls and the 19th amendment. Even as the old cynic I’ve become, I have to say, I got a little teary.

The one in the Women’s College World Series yesterday was pretty great.

Please be kidding. Please be kidding. Please be kidding.

This is the best thing I’ve read this election season.

Canada should send Beltre a life time supply of maple syrup. Saving their best player from any trouble? Above and beyond.

I own four single family homes in Arizona. They all rent for more than 1%.

Then the title is completely misleading.

Sooooo, our government is representative?

He scored the run, it just didn’t count.