He was burglarizing an apartment.

Water is wet.

That would be the greatest thing ever.

There goes her pro career.

I bet she doesn't play travelling ball, so she's not throwing it 12 months a year. And she plays basketball so throwing the curve even less.

Because when you hit high school, you can't play baseball, so you switch to softball. Sometimes earlier so that you can get used to the new game.

You're a dick.

I played Little League. I'm a 46 year old woman. It's not like this is a new thing.

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The saddest part of this story is that I find myself on ARod's side.

Why wouldn't you just buy SPY? Is there an advantage to buying a mutual fund?

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Not really.

Then they should review every pitch and every play. And the game should take 6 hours to get everything right. One of the beauties of baseball is that it's a long season. One call in one game probably won't affect anything in the long term. Sure, Galarraga got screwed on the call last year, but it didn't change the…

How many have been game changing? One? Two? What's the point?

Baseball's replay system isn't working on any level. It has slowed the game down a bunch and they're not getting the calls right. AND, important plays aren't reviewable because of some arbitrary standard. Scrap it.

If they don't comply, cut off their heads and put them on pikes at the edge of the village.

Most of those jobs aren't full time employees. They don't work all year around.

As long as the options are not back dated or priced lower than the market price at time of hire, I would have less of a problem with this. It's the guy like Anthony Mozillo that sends his company into bankruptcy and still cashes out for hundreds of millions that makes everyone batshit crazy.

If there is no lengua or cabeza on the menu, it's not really Mexican food.