Well, shit. I guess I can't complain about my job today. At the very least, I'm not killing dogs.

Maybe they shouldn't have published these without getting the other guy's emails.

It's kind of ridiculous. We all have a "diet". It's what we tend to eat day in and day out. So understanding that changing your diet is a lifelong thing and not a short term "I'll eat this for two weeks and then I can go back to my old diet" is what helps most of all.

They should be punished by having Bill Walton call the rest of their games.

If I had to live in Troy, I'd be fighting everyone. All the time.

Trade Tequila for Vodka, and add a good splash of A1 steak sauce.

Is his dad also honorary. I hear he's been throwing around the n word too.

So, you're a Redskins fan?

Arizona - Spring training baseball? Was shuffleboard already taken?

Mariano Rivera is retiring?! I wonder why this wasn't covered.

And a very slim sliver of Christian.

Exactly. "This is SportsCenter" is one of the greatest advertising campaigns ever, and they go to this crap. Typical ESPN.

The meaning? It was the cheapest sporting event they could license. The End.

How Larry Scott still has a job is beyond me. Who does he have pictures of?

How I like to refer to him - Clayton Kershaw, 0-3 versus the San Diego Padres.

Buullllllllshhhhhiitttttt.

Enjoy it now Dodger fans. Soon he'll be dating Rhianna and it will all be over.

How the HELL did ESPN not settle this for $15,000? That's nothing to them.

Why would you want to eat cheaply? Life is too short.

We subsidize "foodstuffs", but not actual food.