Mariano Rivera is retiring?! I wonder why this wasn't covered.

And a very slim sliver of Christian.

Exactly. "This is SportsCenter" is one of the greatest advertising campaigns ever, and they go to this crap. Typical ESPN.

The meaning? It was the cheapest sporting event they could license. The End.

How Larry Scott still has a job is beyond me. Who does he have pictures of?

How I like to refer to him - Clayton Kershaw, 0-3 versus the San Diego Padres.

Buullllllllshhhhhiitttttt.

Enjoy it now Dodger fans. Soon he'll be dating Rhianna and it will all be over.

How the HELL did ESPN not settle this for $15,000? That's nothing to them.

Why would you want to eat cheaply? Life is too short.

We subsidize "foodstuffs", but not actual food.

I'd rather it be Sean Miller than Jan Brewer.

If Duke continues to suck, the thrill of rushing the court will be gone. Problem solved.

Northern Arizona dropped out? SHOCKER!

Of course, if they honored Chris Kyle, you'd be all over it.

No. Typo?

I guarantee he's not paying a dime for this.

Yes, that makes a lot of sense.

I'm not even sure Colin Kaepernick was ever 11.

Because they write and support things like the Defense of Marriage Act. They put a ton of money into every law/constitutional amendment banning gay marriage. The Mormon Church poured tens of millions of dollars into Proposition 8. And that's all they seem to talk about on a political level. When have you seen a…