I went though a period where I listened to the Goshen College radio station online. And in between songs, they'd give farm and weather reports in a very slow, comforting voice, and I'd think, I've got to get out of LA.

I picture Amy Winehouse saying this.

I always said we'd have national healthcare before smart guys were good at basketball.

@LosOsosdeChicago: In the past, the tournament was over when Roy Williams cried, but this year, I don't know.

@StuckBetweenStations: So very great.

@We Are All Lance Uppercut: What's the over?

If you were a publicist would you take a job from a guy in bankruptcy? Just put your name on the bottom of the list pal.

Seriously guys, I can't see any more people die today.

He's going down the hole, and even if he gets out alive, he'll wish he was dead.

@Hustler of Culture: Appledee's

@DrunkenLizard: Love, love, LOVE boats. Wouldn't buy one if I won a gazillion dollars in the lottery. Terrible financial move.

There is never a good time to buy a boat.

@PaintedTrollop: Charming!

That's Bill Plaschke!

@shmendo: He's staring into my soul.

Holy crap! Most disturbing part of the article? They have "paid no federal or California state income taxes since 2004." Let the revolution begin!!

@Lionel Osbourne: No. She's getting half.

@Bearcat44: On the inseam of their pants.

Come on, who's NOT infatuated with the vice president?

US leapfrogs France in pairs skating.